Too long 兒 son:媽 , I really can not endure, otherwise you?堥 _, 讓 I wet 媽 at the your mouth 裡媽 : how can?兒 Son:為 what father can, I can not?
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A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3426 gun muzzle intimidation to force a women of red almond wall
Pack with a dense crowd in the opera house, there are many in pair lovers in the audience.Suddenly, a men intrude into hallway, brandish a pistol and call a way:"My wife and a men at in, make her come out at once, otherwise I opened fire!"The manager who is rattled rushes satge and declares a way:"A men take pistol on the hallway, he says, have in the audience his wife heel another man.If is soon really such, please her to go out from the side door!"Within a minute, the woman in the opera house is just about**.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3427, you be**/elephant egg
One junior high school the girl do to face work at a girlie restaurant.On the first, a guest as to it's silently companion say, I see this girl being**.It be didn't expect heard by the girl.Girl to**a phrase also receive Long Long to think to be humiliating her, she in anger says:"
Mental derangement!You be**!"
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A rightness of old husband and wife go to Thailand to travel, to the elephant feeling of Thailand have a clock only, hence then turned costliness to buy an elephant egg to return to country.Come home the time that just thinks of to buy behind have already forgotten to ask how to hatch!Let home of the old hen hatch again some not trust, hence the old man decides oneself in person horse, starts hatching elephant egg on the bed, led for several days, old want and see to have to hatch out too much, but the old man say to see, would not° until in a row hatch hatch well, but old too deathless heart, say:"That makes me touch!"Hence the underneath that then stretches hand old man touches, old call on touching too much:Oh!Hatch out, I had already touched the nose of small elephant.Is old to like ground to keep caressing too much, have never thought the old a short while calls too again:Oh!The small elephant caught a cold, I touched the inside run off nasal discharge in his nose coming!
A spool of joke brocade gathers the story for flying of chapter 3428 piece/private personnel
On the first, the piece flies with Cao Pi to meet before at two soldiers, the Pi stretches 1.Fly to see.Stretch 3.The Pi replies to stretch to do eight.Fly thigh a clap.The Pi is escaping.
The Pi returns to camp.Hold to ask it.Day:I say with Zhang Fei:I want the unification river's mountain,
He says:I want tripod to sign.I say again:I have 800,000 battalions.He a
Clap thigh, will kill me, I returned.
Say that Zhang Fei returns to camp again.Fully ask:Why not!
Fly is a day:The Pi is a rascal also!He stretches one to ask me a night to can make several times.
I say three times.He says that he cans make eight times in a night.My thigh a clap to say:Chase Lao Tze
Of the Kua son frighten soft!He but run!
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Violate case Luo in Europe, California one of the Wei Er in, the judge asks a young plaintiff"before launching attack, what did the accused say to you?" the plaintiff feel perplex very much, she rather writes on the note to replace oral communication to answer, the judge agrees.In the Jian after the note, the judge makes the chief's juror one by one in order deliver between the jury the note.There is a male juror from the beginning in the doze, suddenly drive next door a female juror push to come to, and pass him a piece of note, up what to write BE:"I want to make you enjoy an unprecedented high tide." he slowly sees and forbids not to live to start to be suffused with a smile, then fills note into side pocket.When the judge wants him to deliver again to next juror, he solemnly refused:"This is the private matter, judge's adult."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3429 the segment the charge for cent/overtake a car
On small Ba, just came up a female youth, was dressed in miniskirt, doublet.Car last persons have no more seat, stand in front of the car.At this time in a passenger ask driver:"Is fragrant honey lake how much ""three pieces of" flank a man smiled, originally that female youth back up arrived hip to reflect a few word"cent segment charge" ……
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There are two cars on a big way, A car again before, B car is in the behind, with car just a was super the lamp of the A car while exceeding A car be getting worse, hence the A car driver got off scold(all of two drivers were persons in Tienjin):let you hold(is super) you didn't hold(is super),www.beats4monster.co.uk, make you not hold(is super) you didn't hold(is super) and saw you of the son(light) holds.
A spool of joke brocade gathers a chapter 3430 plug/men and women relation
One man the last brothel seek joy, he points at chemisette wave to ask:What is this ?
Answer Yue:The amplifier is also.
The man points at her nipple to ask:What about this?
She says:Key.
The man says:How to have no voice
The woman answers:The underneath didn't check plug
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Man woman why together?Because there are two advantages on the woman body, but there is a loophole.But the man have no advantage, can they but have a strength.BE living an in the middle man to can not get away from a woman, the woman also equally cans not gets away from a man.The man returns to hold tight chemisette two advantages and makes up chemisette loophole with their strengths, this was the men and women to relate to.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3431 three grains of voices control a type"elder brother Wei"/007
The medicine representative of some day"elder brother Wei" holds expansion in the G City meeting, expand its voice to control type"elder brother Wei", after taking a medicine, as long as"blare" of call a can the male rise, finished empress"hiss" of a , can be next to go.
A sufferer doesn't believe, hence medicine the representative gave him three grains of samples to try, the sufferer immediately takes 1 grain and"blare" of on trying, !Indeed as expected work properly.
After the meeting he after immediately taking 1 grain, then hurrying home to want to try and see by train, but getting on the car, once the train drive, "blare~", hence always very not easy cook to stand, train parking, "hiss~" of a , the second also finished having fun.
Arrived a family, for giving the wife a surprise, he eats descend the third, then open the door into, silently walk to the wife after death, call way:"Blare!The wife see quickly!"But his wife Be very not easy to coax kid a sleeping, hence turn round to say:"Hiss, lightly order!Don't come to noisy kid!"Hence the third is also
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Originally British secret agent is to have no name, they only have a code, among them the most severe 1 be 007.Once, 007 served as in China duty, period and a beauty of Chinese female the secret agent exchange blows several times, end female the secret agent can not resist 007 magic powers, 2 people finally and vigorously had illicit sexual relation.Some kind of sorcery mountains sexual intercourse after, female secret agent satisfy of to 007 say:"Stick!What a stick!"007 don't understand its idea, is it 1 to think call.Meet to there is the name that the beauty asks him each time henceforth, he answer:"Bond!JamesBond!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3432 who big/draw Die/squat down next see clear 【3 match one chapter 】
One day.A have never embraced in lady's hand a cat is waiting a male vapor!Come over here one at this time Ning in the man's hand wear a chicken and slowly lean to this lady and in no hurrily touch that female's cat and say in mouth, your Mi Mi well big!The lady also sent present in return a , your chicken chicken is also very big!The pants in the center opened very big hole!
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A female's learning is drawn to an old painter, painter kind painting Die, the technique of painting is special, the Die is lifelike, and the female urgently learns it.Painter's noodles exposes a difficult color and in a soft voice whisper with female:"Tu Mo is then sat to painting paper at."The needlework face closes door to shine on
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